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I Am Wonder Woman (In My Head)

I get the most amazing amount of work done before I get out of bed every morning. My clock radio is set to the classical music station, so I wake up every day to the dulcet strains of a string … Continue reading

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Well, I Can Think Of A Few …

Television.  An ad for a yeast infection medication.  A woman is being fitted for her wedding dress.  The voiceover says, “Isn’t this the worst time for intense feminine itch?!” And all I can think is, “This chick is twenty-three years … Continue reading

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… and Cookies.

It has come to my attention lately that the name of this blog very nearly amounts to false advertising.  (I will give you a moment to catch your breath at the sudden realization that this is, in fact, completely true.)  … Continue reading

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Bee’s Very Helpful Travel Tips

1. Maps are important.  Plans are not. 2.  It is very, very important to check the battery life of your new camera BEFORE taking a zillion pictures of a less-than-spectacular river and then going to Crater Lake and having it … Continue reading

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This Is Irksome.

For the last several weeks, I have been up to my eyeballs in musical rehearsals.  And when I say “up to my eyeballs”, that is a euphemism for “If one more person thinks they have primary rights to my time … Continue reading

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And Now For Something Completely Different!

I don’t know if it actually will be or not – I just like Monty Python, and this is the best method I’ve ever seen for introducing an irrelevant tangent.  See, watch: AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! See what … Continue reading

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Clueless

I look clueless a lot.  I’m not quite sure why.  The blonde hair probably contributes, and the wide blue eyes.  It’s not really blonde (it’s a rather boring light brown with an increasing amount of shiny silver), and people don’t … Continue reading

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